The Gnome Exchange Program: North Pole Rescue

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Quick Overview: A reluctant, unicorn-loving gnome joins Santa's secret war against his monstrous half-brother Krampus in a madcap sci-fi Christmas adventure across wormholes and worlds.
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Geronimo is a gnome who hates trees, keeps secrets badly, and dreams of riding unicorns. Shipped off to the North Pole in an exchange program, he's recruited by a very unheroic Santa to capture his child-eating half-brother, Krampus. What follows is a wildly inventive, funny, and surprisingly tender adventure through polar bear country clubs, talking guinea pig armies, magic ponds, and a galactic courtroom—where friendship, courage, and the meaning of Christmas hang in the balance.

  • Meet the anti-hero of the North Pole: a gnome who hates trees, can't make toys, and just wants to ride a unicorn.
  • A Christmas adventure with real bite—Krampus is back, and Santa is more exhausted middle-manager than jolly legend.
  • Wildly inventive world-building: wormholes, time ponds, Sicilian guinea pig armies, and a six-humped camel queen.
  • Perfect for kids who find most Christmas books too sweet—this one has teeth, laughs, and heart.

Perfect for a 9-12-year-old who loves quirky, off-the-wall humor and Christmas fantasy in the vein of a darker, weirder holiday adventure.

Product Details

Author
Matt Caliri
Format
Paperback
Pages
272
Dimensions
6x9 in
Interior
Black and White
Weight
12.2 oz
ISBN
9781462120123
SKU
20123
Imprint
Sweetwater Books
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