One Liners - Cedar Fort Publishing & Media
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One Liners

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For the past fifty years, Alma Heaton has carried a small notebook with him. When he would hear a capsule statement, he would write it down. He has now compiled these capsule statements into this great book so you can start now enjoying the thoughts. Some examples of these quotes include:

Did you air the room you left this morning?
My wallet has a digestive system!
He wanted to make his pants last; so he made his coat first.
A lie can only be beautiful when the truth is ugly.
If you don’t want your children to hear what you’re saying, pretend you’re talking to them.
Mother had sixty-five years of happy incompatibility.

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SKU: 73535
Barcode: 978-1-55517-353-1
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Since 1986, Cedar Fort Publishing has produced uplifting fiction and non-fiction books that are known across the globe. Our diverse catalog includes over 3,000 books. We are proud to publish Latter-day Saint non-fiction, general non-fiction, cookbooks, children's books, and customizable books. In the past we've published clean fiction.

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